Life’s Little Challenges

Last May, gods started getting into my garbage. It was my own fault for putting it out a day early. Trash day’s Wednesday here and you remember how the potlucks were on Tuesdays then and I didn’t want to get up early Wednesday after being out late so I got lazy and started putting out the garbage Tuesday mornings before work. Well, ten at night I come home to all my cans tipped over and a trail of shredded bags and broken glass and junk mail leading to the woods at the end of the block.

And let me tell you, once you get gods, you can never get rid of them. I tried putting rocks on the…